Just in case nobody thought this post was serious:

If you are now found trolling, breaking the BRP Rule (which now applies here), and/or doing any other anti-topic posting, you will be banned. People who are found guilty will be posted in this thread, with links to the posts that sealed their fate, that way you can learn from their mistakes.

Also, it should be noted that abusing tiny text will also net you a nice temporary ban.

If someone is somehow overlooked by me, please send me a PM, and I will review the situation posthaste.

9/07: Title changed to protect the innocent. Added tinytext bit.