She Asked Me to Marry Her, and I Laughed

[Abandon]

Girl i knew in high school drove up not 5 minutes ago as I was sitting outside smoking. I had talked to her once when I saw her at a bar, and jokingly told her she should come to Florida with me so I'd have something to do while getting situated down there. She took that for srs and had been calling/textin to see what all she should bring. Me, thinking she got that I just wanted someone to poke on occasion, told her nothing but boy shorts and wife beaters.

Anyway, she just and got out of the car. She first asked why I was making the @.- face, as I was not expecting her to show, and I'm actually getting ready to head out with my proper white woman, not this busted up piece of trailer trash. "We've known each other a long time, and I always knew you as a smart guy I could trust, and I always knew you were going somewhere with your life"

Timeout, rofl.

"You once said you loved me (to clear this up, she was a good friend back in high school, nothing more. She's got a fat ass. ) and I've always loved you, and when you left to go to the Navy, I was sad that I wouldn't see you again. But you came back, as you're getting ready to move, and I didn't think that'd ever happen, so I'm here to ask a question."

Me: Go for it.
Her: Will you marry me?
Me: Hahahahaha, wait wut?
Her: I know this is out of the blue, but would you marry me?
Me: Dawn... absolutely not. I wanted to touch on your booty, that's seriously about the only reason I spoke to you a week ago.
Her: blahblahblah (sad, upset, hurt feelings, all men are dogs), blahblah FUCK YOU KEITH blahblahblah, gone.

[Stumblingdrunk]

should have said yes, and then cut off all contact

[Abandon]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[#686578]

Lol

[Jotaru]

OH I C WUT U DID THAR

I didnt get it at first

[isladar]

"She asked me to marry her, and I laughed...














Abandon.


by Abandon."

[Abandon]

Real talk, I was like "sup, wanna smoke? why you here, you know somebody someone else down my street?

[Abandon]

rofl, Isla <3

[quannum]

i like this thread

[Diamicles]

Sounds like she

(puts on sunglasses)

got Abandoned.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

holy shit ROFL

[isladar]

To be fair, in my heart-of-vaginas I'd ask him the same thing.

[Abandon]

We like to keep it real around these parts.

[isladar]

my heart-of-vaginas

around these parts.

Is that a yes?

[Abandon]

I'd say yes to you though <3

[Mizango]

ROFL Zealot. Excellent team work, A++ thread.

[Abandon]

I gotta get a couple more in before I deploy, heh

[Mizango]

Damn nigga, first you take Ivve, then you take my mein führer? How kind of you to leave me Lyn though.

I need some grade A certified, fuck these bap ass hand me downs man.

[Chun Liroy]

lmao zealot.

[Mizango]

That was a mixture of sarcasm and pain shaken with a handful of betrayal right thar, incase youre wondering.

[Abandon]

Lyn was on some shit man, I don't know. Plus I was cruising her pics and her hair changes colors more than clutch throws picks.